You know that one friend who just gets your weirdness?
The one you can text “I did something stupid” and they’re already replying “How bad?” before you even explain?
This post is for friendships like that, messy, hilarious, loyal, and full of inside jokes.
Get ready to laugh with 50 funny friendship quotes that only true besties will understand.
Now, let's get into these funny friendship quotes!
1. I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole
2. It’s just me and my delulu bestie telling each other “exactly”
3. My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane
4. The best memories come from bad ideas done with best friends
5. She’s my friend because we both know what it’s like to have people be jealous of us
6. Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway — Greg Tamblyn
7. Hey bestie, I just wanted to let you know that I love you no matter what. I’ll always be here for you, don’t let anyone say mean things, because girl, I got your back
8. Silly pictures and crazy times, sisters at heart and partners in crime
9. Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food
10. Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine
11. No one will ever be as entertained by us as us
12. It’s hard to find a friend who’s cute, loving, generous, caring, and smart. My advice? Don’t lose me
13. Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone
14. We’ve been friends so long I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence
15. There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate — Linda Grayson
16. A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg even though you’re slightly cracked — Bernard Meltzer
17. We go together like coffee and inappropriate conversations
18. Best friends: the people you can make the worst decisions with and still have the best time
19. Life was meant for good friends and great memes
20. Friendship is when you help your bestie hide all the evidence
21. You know it’s a real friendship when your weirdness matches
22. We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home
23. Friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together
24. I’d walk through fire for you. Well, maybe not fire… but a super humid room. Definitely that
25. Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public
26. If you trip and fall in life, I’ll be there to catch you… after I stop laughing
27. We’ll always be friends until we’re old and senile, then we can be new friends
28. You’re not just my best friend, you’re my unpaid therapist with no escape clause
29. A best friend is someone who makes you laugh even when you think you’ll never smile again
30. Real friendship is sending each other 20 memes a day and not needing to explain any of them
31. Friends come and go. Best friends sit on your couch and eat your snacks
32. I’d take a bullet for you, but like, not in the face. Maybe the leg
33. True friendship is when you don’t talk for days but pick up right where you left off
34. Best friends are therapists you can drink with
35. You can’t do epic stuff with basic people, that’s why I have you
36. A real friend will stop you from doing something stupid… after they’ve filmed it
37. We’re not sugar, spice, or anything nice. We’re sarcasm, wine, and a little bit of chaos
38. A best friend is someone who makes your laugh louder and your problems smaller
39. You and I are more than friends. We’re like a small gang
40. You’re my unbiological sibling
41. Best friends are the people you can get real weird with
42. We go together like drunk and disorderly
43. I like you because you join in on my weirdness
44. You’re the cheese to my macaroni
45. You’re the only person I’d share my fries with, and that’s saying a lot
46. Every tall girl needs a short best friend for balance
47. You’re the friend I can text with zero context and you still get it
48. We’ve been through a lot together, and most of it was your fault
49. Friends who slay together stay together… emotionally, not literally
50. You’re my favorite bad influence
I hope you enjoyed these funny friendship quotes!
